HAPPY CANADA DAY!!

[munnymachine]

Where are all my Canadian friends?? HAPPY CANADA DAY EVERYONE!! I'm off to Niagara Falls to play some golf and watch some fireworks. How about you guys?

[austinrampt1]

Canada always seemed to be too inconsequential to be an enemy, but I sent my crack research staff to find out what they can about Canada to see for sure if our neighbor to the north can be trusted.

FUN FACTS ABOUT CANADA

* Canada was originally populated by peoples loyal to Britain and people who just got lost.

* It is rumored Canada has its own military. Their most powerful weapon is the telephone with which they can call America and say, "Help! We're being invaded, eh!"

* Was originally called Cana, but, since everyone there said, "I live in Cana, duuuuh," the name Canada eventually stuck.

* For the same reasons, it will eventually be known as Canadada.

* Canadians pretend to be peaceful, but more Canadians are murdered in Canada every year than any other country.

* Most of the canadian prayers involve hockey.

* Canadians are completely harmless, but don't assume someone who is wearing a hockey mask is Canadian. The people at Crystal Lake made that mistake and, well, it was messy.

* Canadians have national gun registration. While solving no crime, the excessive amount of money the initiative has taken has foiled Canada's evil schemes to make mutant snow monkeys.

Okay okay now for some real facts about canada eh?

• With 9,971,000 square kilometers of area, Canada is the second largest country in the world, behind Russia.
• The glove for baseball was invented in Canada in 1883.
• With only 3 people per sq. km, Canada has the fourth lowest population density in the world.
• With 243,000 kms of shore, Canada has the longest coastline in the world.
• Canada also has the smallest jail of the world in Rodney, Ontario. It covers area of 24.3 sq. mtrs (about 270 sq ft).
• Canada has the highest quality of life in the world, as per the United Nations Human Development Index.
• Toronto is the largest city of Canada. It?s home to more than 5 million people and its dwellers are known to hold more university educations than any country in the world.
• Canada economy is the ninth biggest economy of the world.
• Opposing the popular opinion, Canada doesn?t own the North Pole. Indeed, the North Pole is not owned by any country.
• Santa Claus is believed to be from Canada.
• Canada is the eighth biggest trader in the world. Amidst all producers of natural gas, copper, zinc, nickel, aluminum, and gold in the world, Canada comes in the top five.
• Many great inventions, like basketball, the electric light bulb, the electric range, the electron microscope, standard time, the television, the telephone, and the zipper, took birth in Canada.
• Canada is also known to be the fifth largest energy producer; it provides electricity to the U.S. too.
• Canada has the highest tertiary education enrollment in the world.

Happy canada day guys!

Austin

[realtimerick]

That was great, Austin!

Happy Canadada Day!

Blessings,

realtimerick

[KayWbGV]

Happy Canada Day to all the Canooks (transplanted in or out or otherwise LOL)

[Laurynas]

Congratulations ;)