Marchello Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. When they get there, St... Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!' So they enter heaven, and sure enough, There are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, And although they try their best to avoid them, The first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St.. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!' The next day, The second woman steps accidentally on a duck And along comes St. Peter, Who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together With the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, Not wanting to be chained For all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months Without stepping on any ducks, But One day St.Peter comes up to her With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ...... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being Chained to you for all of eternity?' The guy says, 'I don't know about you, But I stepped on a Duck. ravijj, ForexExpert, shithil and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajesh Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 nice one.keep going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akifusenet Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 nice one really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armzb0x Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 rofl.. nice one :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ulti11 Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Haha ... great ;) ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravijj Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 really a good one Hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orinin Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Nice, I hope after stepping on a duck, I will get more green pips...keep going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traden Posted March 4, 2012 Report Share Posted March 4, 2012 nice one hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
⭐ alazif Posted March 15, 2012 Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 Very nice hahahaha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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