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An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very

attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually

looks at his watch for a moment..

 

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running

late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art

watch, and I was just testing it. 'The intrigued woman says,

'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?'

The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me

telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

 

Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies

'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

 

The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,

'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

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An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very

attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually

looks at his watch for a moment..

 

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running

late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art

watch, and I was just testing it. 'The intrigued woman says,

'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?'

The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me

telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

 

Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies

'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

 

The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,

'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

 

 

....and then he woke up=))

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An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very

attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually

looks at his watch for a moment..

 

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running

late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art

watch, and I was just testing it. 'The intrigued woman says,

'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?'

The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me

telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

 

Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies

'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

 

The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,

'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

 

For a watch like this one, this is a true story :D

https://www.ebay.com/itm/DeWitt-Twenty-8-Eight-Tourbillon-Prestige-T8-TP-001/193290736166?

 

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