skylady Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' _________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher __________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylady Posted June 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Just had to throw this in: " Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers What you do today, might Burn Your a** Tomorrow!" skylady :wideeyed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Just had to throw this in: " Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers What you do today, might Burn Your a** Tomorrow!" skylady :wideeyed: yes i've found that to be true on more than one occasion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willbucks Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Being around 4th graders all day I find myself subjected to these almost everyday. They are quick. Tomorrow is the last day of school! wooohoooo Summer off. Quote Blog / Money / Forex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylady Posted June 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Being around 4th graders all day I find myself subjected to these almost everyday. They are quick. Tomorrow is the last day of school! wooohoooo Summer off. Yup school teaching can be a blessing, if you have the patience... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waytofreedom Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 God Bless you will for having that kind of patience! I love kids but cannot be a teacher...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naphtali Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Those were good and yes children are really quick! Quote My Net WealthPremium Ads ClubWF3D...The Best $3 You'll Ever Spend10 Dollars Wonder...2 Years and Counting!Need Guaranteed Traffic?....Try This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expert Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Those were good and yes children are really quick! +1 ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hula Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Kid's Quotes! :girl_blum: An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven? The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'" One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear. I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy." It was that time, during the Sunday morning church service, for the children's sermon. All of the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "This is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a b*itch to iron." One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read "...and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said 'The sky is falling!'" The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said, 'Holy sh*t, a talking chicken!'" Quote  Bi-24 * Ads & Cash Pays Daily * Max Surf * MaxShareMatrix * JP-Daily CenturionWealthCircle * Silver Snowball * JSS Tripler * GlobalSurfPro         Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innate2 Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Teacher: From where to where foreigner ruled us? Student: I am not sure but I think from page 50 to 55… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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