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Good chuckles and some belly laughs... We are a funny bunch, yup we are !!! :wink4: Thanks folks

Well HOWDY to you too Michael !!! You can put your 'little online presence' in your signature in your 'My Controls' at the top of the page, if you'd like to let others see it... A BIG Welcome to ya :peace: skylady ;)

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you js... THIS is YOUR DAY !!! :cool2: skylady Oh Boy... neat new little critters to put on posts...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' _________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher __________________________________

...and we're happy you're here Pama... ...where there's some good $$ makers... skylady ;)

Howdy Missi... Nice to see you... ...enjoy yourself while here!!! skylady ;)

Getting pretty warm there, Dagmar...summer has arrived... Good to see ya here and enjoy your stay :thumbup(1): skylady ;)

I agree Cindi... Good to see you here skylady ;) Hi everyone! Wow!, first day and already many familiar names. Let's have some fun and help everyone involved to make some money too! :)

Now that sounds like a PLAN Cindi... Let's do it !!! skylady ;)

Glad to have you here with us hermit... You'll enjoy your stay, as we are all friendly here :D skylady ;)

Well you sure will on both counts... We are a friendly Forum... skylady ;) Thanks Blondie for inviting me to join this forum. i hope to make some friends and have some fun.

Ahhhh 'willbucks'... I got a chuckle too...

We, ALL of us, need to do this more often... Thank you for your thoughts 'willbucks' ;) skylady

Dorky, you're back... Whoopie :D Was wondering where you went ... We are going to have a BLAST on here... Yup Yup Yup we are... Been looking for your website Banner and still don't see it... You're such a busy guy... skylady ;)

Hey, that's GREAT Johan !!! Welcome to our Home-away-from-home... skylady

Sure glad to have you here Tanner... Lots of people from many areas... so neat !!! Enjoy your stay with us and come back again ;) skylady

Well by golly, you came to look and we caught you... Now you're stuck with us Hon, and are we gonna have fun !!!

FANTASTIC :D :D :D skyady

So happy to see you here... Later gal... skylady

How 'bout that folks, a lot of you know me and the ones that don't will get to know that I'm a helpful person... If I don't know the answer to your question, it will be found out for you... Enjoy your time on our Forum... :D