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Yeah, sorry.... I didn't notice the thread said "FUNNY cat pictures". whoops! And yes, the girls are very sweet but they are not my children... but very close. ^_^ I hope you can post some pictures of your orange kittens! I may have some more pics to post tomorrow.

EMMETT is Poofy's brother, another long-haired kitten and quite shy. He is the one at the top of the picture, with Poofy in the middle and the momma at the bottom (yes, she is the same momma of "Little Squeaker" above, just a different litter: Here, all three kittens in the litter are huddled up taking a little snoooooooze. Here is EMMETT all grown up and outside in their yard with "his girl" and his sister Poofy: And here is EMMETT again with "his girl" getting his share of the lovin':

Here is POOFY, a beautiful long-haired calico that was born under our deck 2 weeks before Peanut (above). Yes, we had two female cats give birth this Spring under our deck and we had a total of 7 kittens -- ugggghhhh! Thankfully we found a home for two of the kittens in this litter with two VERY SPECIAL little girls ^_^ We delivered them - as a surprise - when the kittens were 12 weeks old, and they have had nothing but lovin' ever since. Here she is at 12 weeks of age: Here she is all grown up now and getting lots of lovin' from "her girl": And finally you can see just how happy they both are now, this one is just too funny:

Baby Kitty story #3: Well, after the above two incidents I said I wasn't going to try being a kitty nurse any longer as I apparently didn't know what I was doing (have only ever had dogs) and it just broke my heart to loose them. Anyways, I guess I got overruled on that notion, because one night in October around 8pm we went to let the dog outside and here on our doormat was a newborn baby kitten. She was brand new, eyes closed and cord still attached, and no mother cat anywhere in sight. It was 40 degrees outside and the poor thing was freezing cold, so I brought her in to warm her up and began trying to feed her. That wasn't working too well as she couldn't even suckle yet, so I went outside and hunted down the mother. I found her and brought her inside and put her and her baby in our old dog cage. Momma cat ignored baby for about the first 24 hours, but then began to care for her and nurse her. I decided I was going to keep them both inside until the baby got old enough to be weaned and then maybe I'd have a new little house kitty and the momma could go back outside. Well, momma took pretty good care of baby for about 10 days and then she started acting strange toward her and didn't care for her like she did. I held baby alot when momma quit paying attention to her and I tried to supplement her with kitten formula. Unfortunately it wasn't good enough, and she died on Halloween when she was just 16 days old. We really didn't give her a name, but everyone was calling her "Little Squeaker" because that's what she did ^_^ Next Kitty story will have a happy ending...... stay tuned!

A short time after we lost Peanut, someone I know asked if I could take a 3 wk old baby kitten whose mother just died. I guess the other kitten in that litter died at birth. Well, poor baby was only 3 weeks old so I thought I'd give it a shot. When I went to get her, my first thought was that she wasn't quite "right". I named her PICASSO because of the way her face looked like one of his paintings. Actually we usually just called her "Ugly Baby" because she was pretty homely as you can see in the first picture. After we cared for her for a few days you can see how much better she looked in the second picture. She was also a sweet little baby, but she was only with us for a week. The vet said she had a heart murmur and congenital defects and the reason was probably that the mother had distemper and that is why she died as well as the other kitten in the litter. Will be back later to post BABY KITTY #3....

OK... you asked for it! This is PEANUT. She was the first of the baby kitties I tried to adopt and nurse back to health. She was born into a litter of 4 to a stray female under our deck on May 1st. She was the runt of the litter and just soooooo tiny and sweet and she loved to cuddle and snuggle. She made it to 16 weeks old, but she was just under 1 lb at that time. The vet said she had some type of digestive problems which wouldn't allow her to gain weight as she should.

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Very good ideas from both of you, thanks. Even "old timers" need a reminder now and then.

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I clicked today too :P

Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Significant Other???? This is always so hard to decide, tell us what you bought or will buy for them!

Potluck :P

Here ya go Sally..... The BLUE one with the RED bow is for you! And Santa told me there is enough presents here for every member of CIF to have one!

Now I'm in the mood to build a snowman (woman) Anybody want to help?

Hey! The forum is SNOWING - - - - -> How TOTALLY COOL is that? I love it, great touch.

Nah, just me! Next will be MARY?

Joke 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.†After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?†“It was Bob the next door neighbor,†she replies. “Great,†the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?†Joke 2 First thing one Monday morning, a robber broke into the bank, and pointed his guns at the cashier said, ‘Give me all your money, or you’ll be GEOGRAPHY!’ The cashier laughed and said, ‘You mean to say ‘HISTORY.’ The robber answered, ‘Don’t change the subject.’ Joke 3 Louise went into her bank to cash a cheque. She looked so hesitant that the cashier went to help her. ‘Please sign the back of the cheque, ‘the teller told her, ‘as you’d sign a letter. Louise looked extremely grateful, scribbled on the cheque and passed it back to the cashier. Signed on the back was: ‘Yours affectionately, Louise.’ Joke 4 After the Americans went to the Moon, Paddy and Seamus announced that the Kerry Men would go one better and send a man to the Sun. Murphy objected. ‘If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!’ ‘What do you think we are, stupid?†Seamus replied. ‘We’ll send our man at night!’ Joke 5 A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ‘Ma’ am you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother from Cork came in and named them.’ The woman thinks to herself, ‘Oh No, not my brother… he’s an idiot!’ She asks the doctor, ‘Well, what’s the girl’s name?’ Denise.’ ‘Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it! What’s the boy’s name?’ ‘Denephew.’

Hi Daniel, Welcome to CIF, I'm glad you found us and joined in the fun! I know you'll like it here :)

Morris ran into Jacob while shopping at the mall the other day in front of one of the jewelry stores. Noticing a conspicuously small gift wrapped box in his hand, Morris asked if was a gift for Jacob's wife Becky. Jacob told Morris, "With Christmas coming up, I asked Becky what she wanted and she said, "Oh, I don't know just give me something with lots of diamonds in it." "So what did you get her?" Morris asked. Jacob smiled and replied, "I bought her a deck of cards." PS:============================ How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid. :P

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Hi WonderLady! We're sure glad you decided to join us.... hope you LOVE the forum!

Nice to have you back again! Like your avatar too ^_^

Thanks for the great info, I just love banannas!