Yippee

BEACHES!

POTHOLDER FOOD! Did someone mention FOOD?

Hello ghills Welcome, it' s nice to have you here, but sorry to hear that you like to laugh at others losses :-(

... fishies (HealthFishies.com) LOL :lol:

BALD

Claw

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POLICE COMMENTS These 16 comments by police officers were taken off actual police car videos around the country. Thank goodness, in spite of the perils of the job, they still have a since of humor... 16. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 14. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." 13. "If you run, you'll only to to jail tired." 12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." 11. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" 10. "Yes sir, you can talk to the Shift Supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the Shift Supervisor?" 9. "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." 8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are a drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" 7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey doodoo.' 6. "Yea, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." 5. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.' 4. "How big were those 'two beers' you said you had?" 3. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We use to, but we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." 2. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours, so you know someone who can post your bail." 1. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

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Hi Johnspill We are glad to have you here!

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Hi crsuccess! Welcome to CIF, we're glad to have you here. :lol:

Hi Denise! I'm sure you're going to enjoy CIF

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Hi Rudy! Welcome to CIF, we're glad you found us. I'm sure you are going to love the forum.

Welcome STEF! Next will be fishie

I actually LIKE fruitcake - haven't had it in a long time - I betcha HOMEMADE would be scrumptious! V---> VCR or Video

Yepper it's Yipper! NOW it's RICKS turn!

Hello Chaojun Welcome to CIF! We are glad you decided to join us - it's nice to meet you.

Welcome Lee Glad you joined us here, we are happy to meet you!

Welcome Bekali We are so glad to have you here, I'm sure you will enjoy CIF!

Hi Yan Ye, We are so glad you joined us! Welcome.

S ---> sweater

Hi HEMA, Good to see you here.... I am sure you will like CIF! :D

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