PUN-ography

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• I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

 

• When chemists die, they barium.

 

• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

 

• A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is

now a seasoned veteran.

 

• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

 

• How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

 

• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

 

• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,

but I'd never met herbivore.

 

• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

 

• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .

 

• They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

 

• This dyslexic man walks into a bra .

 

• PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

 

• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

 

• A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

 

• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

 

• What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds..

 

• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

 

• Broken pencils are pointless.

 

• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

 

• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

 

• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

 

• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

 

• All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen.

Police say they have nothing to go on.

 

• I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

 

• Velcro - what a rip off!

 

• Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

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These are very phuny!

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