in4ex Posted October 1, 2013 Report Posted October 1, 2013 • I tried to catch some fog. I mist. • When chemists die, they barium. • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. • A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. • How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words . • They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O. • This dyslexic man walks into a bra . • PMS jokes aren't funny, period. • I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. • A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. • What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.. • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! • Broken pencils are pointless. • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool . • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. • I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. • All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. • I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. • Velcro - what a rip off! • Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy. psaini1973 1 Quote
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