in4ex Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 (in USA, the State of Florida is affectionately known as "God's waiting room" because of all the elderly people living/visiting there) A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee." "I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled,"volunteered a third. "What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!" "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fourth to which several nodded weakly in agreement. "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another. "I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement. "Well, count your blessings," said a woman cheerfully - -"thank God we can all still drive." bobaloo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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