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Money

It can buy you a House,

But not a Home.

 

It can buy you a Bed,

But not Sleep.

 

It can buy you a Clock,

But not Time.

 

It can buy you a Book,

But not Knowledge.

 

It can buy you a Position,

But not Respect.

 

It can buy you Medicine,

But not Health.

 

It can buy you Blood,

But not Life.

 

It can buy you Sex,

But not Love.

 

So you see, money isn't everything. The best things in life can't be bought, and often we destroy ourselves trying!

 

I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your needless pain and suffering...

 

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

 

A truer Friend than me you will never find.

 

CASH ONLY, PLEASE

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I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your needless pain and suffering... So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. A truer Friend than me you will never find.

 

Notice that he conveniently left out this saying:

 

It can buy you Companionship... but not Friendship

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oh, dating sites. The haven of the desperate. Websites created for people to find each other (and in fact only to enrich their creators). but it works seldom. Why? Because on the one hand, no one canceled human indecision nh personal ad, the problems with acquaintance here remain the same as in real life, and in the social network format, they also multiply in social responsibility Edited by sineh
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