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Marriage and Men

- When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.

 

- Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home

 

- A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face

 

- Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.

 

- An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.

 

- Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.

 

- Getting married is one mistake every man should make.

 

- A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.

 

- Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.

 

- The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.

 

and lastly...

 

- Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!

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Marriage and Men

- When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.

 

- Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home

 

- A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face

 

- Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.

 

- An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.

 

- Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.

 

- Getting married is one mistake every man should make.

 

- A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.

 

- Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.

 

- The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.

 

and lastly...

 

- Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!

 

Very true , i know

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Marriage and Men

- When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.

 

- Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home

 

- A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face

 

- Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.

 

- An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.

 

- Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.

 

- Getting married is one mistake every man should make.

 

- A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.

 

- Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.

 

- The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.

 

and lastly...

 

- Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!

 

It's the reality..

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Guest Pedro Marіa
I suppose marriage is one of the most ambiguous things on the planet, on the one hand you can't go without it, on the other the problems that can come with it, don't justify it at all.
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