To be happy

[ravijj]

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

[ravijj]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

 

"What are you doing?" she asked.

 

"Hunting flies," He responded.

 

"Oh, killing any?" She asked.

 

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

 

Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?

 

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

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Thanks for the share