masterguru Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Shelia walked into the kitchen to find her husband, Fred, stalking around with a fly swatter. "And what are we doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded. "Oh? Killing any?" she asked, with a smirk. "Yep! Got 4 males, 3 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How the heck can you tell?" "Simple." He replied, "4 were on a beer can, 3 were on the phone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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