masterguru Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 Money It can buy you a House, But not a Home. It can buy you a Bed, But not Sleep. It can buy you a Clock, But not Time. It can buy you a Book, But not Knowledge. It can buy you a Position, But not Respect. It can buy you Medicine, But not Health. It can buy you Blood, But not Life. It can buy you Sex, But not Love. So you see, money isn't everything. The best things in life can't be bought, and often we destroy ourselves trying! I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your needless pain and suffering... So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. A truer Friend than me you will never find. CASH ONLY, PLEASE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imw348 Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 You are a true gent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lllusion Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 For a while there I thought there was going to be no joke in this... then bam. Ha.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdenamul Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) hi friend thank you for your nice money writing Edited March 7, 2013 by mdenamul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klimov Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Someone says, "Money for clever people is a tool. Money for ****** people is a goal." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pappa Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 Meet me at the Corby's and I give you my burden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faceless Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Looking for a friend who needs to dispose of that kind of burden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnabruzzi123 Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 hahahaha haa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadfly Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your needless pain and suffering... So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. A truer Friend than me you will never find. Notice that he conveniently left out this saying: It can buy you Companionship... but not Friendship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibti Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 hahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfi7899 Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 Hahaha good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sineh Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 (edited) oh, dating sites. The haven of the desperate. Websites created for people to find each other (and in fact only to enrich their creators). but it works seldom. Why? Because on the one hand, no one canceled human indecision nh personal ad, the problems with acquaintance here remain the same as in real life, and in the social network format, they also multiply in social responsibility Edited February 23, 2022 by sineh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hormardt Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 It's great that you're looking out for a friend. Sometimes we all need a hand with our burdens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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