Hula

Welcome to CIF, Jason. B)

Welcome to CIF, rayray! :D Glad you found us! B)

Thanks for the reminder, Sally. We all need to read & heed this advice. B)

Keep on clickin' :P

Very nice to meet you, Niv. :D We're happy to have you with us. B)

Don't forget to click everyday!

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet "Yes" for Heads and "No" for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but I'm rechecking my answers." :P

Nope! Guess again! :lol: Oh, alright - it's me. Dang grass skirt is a dead giveaway. <_< Next? Maybe my buddy, skylady?

Time to click again! ^_^

Did my daily duty. B)

Newt

Ditto. :P

Thanx, guys.

Leopard

Glad to see you here, Richard. Welcome to CIF. B)

Let's get clicking, everyone! :P

Welcome to the forum, haim. B) We're glad you decided to join us. :D

Welcome to CIF, moshe and sahar! B) Nice to have you both here. :D

Nice to meet you, amrshawky! B) Enjoy our friendly forum. :D

You're right, neakst! It's a wonderful forum. Thanks for joining and welcome to the fun. :D

Impala

Glad to meet you, ohad! B) We're happy you've joined us. :D

Egret

Nice to meet you, Eliran. :welcomeani2: Enjoy yourself here. :D