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daveg1

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  1. Finally I managed to get the admin of the www site stb3000 suggested to wave me into the site and got me registered. Just paid and downloaded it. Hot off the shelf. Anyone going to hug me?

     

    Also I haven't tried it yet, so I appreciate feedback and how to make full use of it.

     

    http://www.multiupload.com/7UQW0R9K90

     

    As much as I like hedgehogs I wouldn't like to hug one...........So I'll just say a big thank you.

  2. An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very

    attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually

    looks at his watch for a moment..

     

    The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running

    late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art

    watch, and I was just testing it. 'The intrigued woman says,

    'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?'

    The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me

    telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

     

    Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

    The woman giggles and replies

    'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

     

    The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,

    'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

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