muffe
-
Posts
5 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Articles
Posts posted by muffe
-
-
Re: Indo Investasi Joke Thread
Broker: What you become after investing in dot com stocks.
Bull: What comes out of your stockbroker's mouth.
Bear: What your brokerage account becomes after investing in Enron.
Short: What you end up being after shorting stocks in your portfolio.
Bond: A thing you used to have between you and your stockbroker before he lost your money.
Call: What a stockbroker does when he has a hot tip for you.
Tip: What you won't be leaving your waiter, if you invest based on his hot stock ideas.
Over the Counter: Where you'll be getting your food from when you go out to dinner, after losing your money in the stock market.
Volume: What you turn up on the radio when the financial report comes on.
-
Re: Road sign
It warns men because they won't be looking at the road when there's a nudist beach ;)
-
Re: You may hate me for telling you this
Just looking at all this "system marketing" makes you think why do they market their systems if they can do so much money with it... And because someone has to lose you cant make everyone to win. Guess only some professional lucky ones can win great amounts on Forex. Others are just losing/winning moderate amounts...
-
Re: is this scam?
Oh definitely. Thanks a lot
Forexmusic
in Fun and Games
Posted
Re: Forexmusic
Dire Straits - Money for Nothin' aint this perfect for Forex ;)