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  1. Re: Indo Investasi Joke Thread

     

    Broker: What you become after investing in dot com stocks.

     

    Bull: What comes out of your stockbroker's mouth.

     

    Bear: What your brokerage account becomes after investing in Enron.

     

    Short: What you end up being after shorting stocks in your portfolio.

     

    Bond: A thing you used to have between you and your stockbroker before he lost your money.

     

    Call: What a stockbroker does when he has a hot tip for you.

     

    Tip: What you won't be leaving your waiter, if you invest based on his hot stock ideas.

     

    Over the Counter: Where you'll be getting your food from when you go out to dinner, after losing your money in the stock market.

     

    Volume: What you turn up on the radio when the financial report comes on.

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