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    masterguru got a reaction from uu98oqtp in Things Mother Taught Me   
    Things Mother Taught Me
     
    1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
    "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
     
    2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
    "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
     
    3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
    "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
     
    4 My mother taught me LOGIC.
    "Because I said so, that's why."
     
    5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
    "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
     
    6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
    "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
     
    7. My mother taught me IRONY.
    "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
     
    8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
    "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
     
    9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
    "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
     
    10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
    "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
     
    11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
    "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
     
    12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
    "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
     
    13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
    "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
     
    14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
    "Stop acting like your father!"
     
    15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
    "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
     
    16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
    "Just wait until we get home."
     
    17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
    "You are going to get it when you get home!"
     
    18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
    "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
     
    19. My mother taught me ESP.
    "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
     
    20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
    "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
     
    21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
    "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
     
    22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
    "You're just like your father."
     
    23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
    "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
     
    24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
    "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
     
    25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
    "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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    masterguru got a reaction from ⭐ scar9801 in Psychiatric Hotline   
    Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
     
    If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
    If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
    If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
    If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
    If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
    If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
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    masterguru got a reaction from devils_advocate in Marriage and Men   
    Marriage and Men
    - When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.
     
    - Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home
     
    - A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face
     
    - Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.
     
    - An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.
     
    - Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.
     
    - Getting married is one mistake every man should make.
     
    - A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.
     
    - Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.
     
    - The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.
     
    and lastly...
     
    - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!
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    masterguru reacted to trellis in Larry Connors Professional Day Trading for Success Program   
    TradingMarkets Professional Day Trading for Success Program - Includes Amibroker & Tradestation Indicators and Spreadsheets (2010 Price: $8,500)
     
    Link: http://www.4shared.com/rar/q4WRFXj-ce
     
     
    This program is designed for both current day traders and those who are looking to make day trading their career. TradingMarkets Professional Day Trading for Success Program will be taught by CEO of TradingMarkets, Larry Connors. The research behind the program has simulated trading results showing gains in 97 out of the past 101 months.
     
    What You Will Learn
     
    This is a complete and comprehensive day trading program. Few other firms, outside of the major trading firms, who trade their own capital, can offer you a comprehensive program that enables you to trade more successfully. Throughout the program, you’ll learn:
     
    •Trading news events, earnings reports, and pre-market economic reports
    •Special situation and arbitrage situations that occur throughout the year
    •Price Magnet Strategies – A special technique floor traders have used for years and continue to utilize
     
    Most importantly, we will teach you 7 Long & 6 Short Quantified Edge Based Trading Strategies. You will learn ahead of time how to identify panic buying and selling and systematically trade in those conditions. This information is only known by a small group of professional traders and will be revealed to traders in TradingMarkets Professional Day Trading for Success Program.
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    masterguru reacted to JimJamBonks in Dan Gramza   
    I've sat through live presentations given by Gramza . He was taking live trades on a basket of futures whilst still doing his 3 hour long presentation - and won handsomely on most of them. He's been around the block and knows his stuff - but he doesn't give all that away to the general public. The presentations I was at were private events sponsored by Eurex - and he does that often and goes into institutions and prop shops. He goes into quite a lot more details in those events. That said - I can send you in the direction of the material below. It's his Market Foundations Course. It's from 2010 I think, but you might get something useful from it.
     
    Details here: http://www.dangramza.com/foundation_products.asp
     
    Download here: https://www.sendspace.com/file/shenjm
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    masterguru reacted to mulri in [Req] Advanced Ichimoku Course   
    Don't Worry... I won't let you down..!
     
    Here you go guys..!
     
    Two of his price-less courses..!
     

    http://www.4shared.com/rar/UdbZpzemba/chris_capre_-_advanced_ichimok.html
     

    http://www.mirrorupload.net/file/0HLLEVD6/
     

    http://www.4shared.com/folder/pQcMWWQ5/Chris_Capre_-_Advanced_Price_A.html
     
    (I'm very much hungry for kudus..!)
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    masterguru reacted to enzofox in a few good indicator to friends   
    a few good indicator to friends
     
     
    http://www.sendspace.com/file/yqxc74
    http://www.sendspace.com/file/yk8418
    http://www.sendspace.com/file/r89281
    http://www.sendspace.com/file/e8g12a
    http://www.sendspace.com/file/1901dd
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    masterguru got a reaction from ⭐ Kardel Sharpeye in Marriage and Men   
    Marriage and Men
    - When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.
     
    - Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home
     
    - A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face
     
    - Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.
     
    - An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.
     
    - Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.
     
    - Getting married is one mistake every man should make.
     
    - A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.
     
    - Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.
     
    - The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.
     
    and lastly...
     
    - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!
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    masterguru reacted to hermes in 5 Bars Reversal Pattern   
    Here you go.
    http://www.uploadmb.com/dw.php?id=1398634091
    Here is the instructional video.
    If you have an idea how to improve the strategy you are welcome to speak up.
    Cheers Hermes
    P.S.
    http://www.uploadmb.com/dw.php?id=1398634780
    The indicator. My girlfriend Rita gave it to me.
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    masterguru reacted to mashki in Final Forex   
    http://i60.tinypic.com/34ebadc.gif
     
    See this guys...if someone like it.He charge for this 199$
     
    http://www.finalforex99.com/
     
    Download it from here
    http://www.sendspace.com/file/pl2ifq
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    masterguru reacted to codrut_8 in cracking the money code   
    Hi,
     
    Please find two indicators that I made inspired by the book: the first one shows high and low for tomorrow and the second one shows high and low for the next 30 min candle. Modifying CountDays parameter one can back-test the indicators.
     
    hxxp://www.4shared.com/file/69ElmXNnce/HiLo.html
    hxxp://www.4shared.com/file/1kL9SwKLce/HiLo_M30.html
     
    BR
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    masterguru reacted to dk1aussie in (REQ) forex pipper   
    here is the system
     
    D/L here
    hxxp://www12.zippyshare.com/v/87819332/file.html
     
    or
     
    hxxp://ge.tt/8oapVMK1/v/0?c
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    masterguru reacted to ⭐ liamsi in Req: "Forex 25 Days"   
    templates and indicators. this is my version. enjoy
     
    http://www.4shared.com/rar/vAvX2DqBba/14_Indikator_Trend__1_.html
     
    and it works
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    masterguru got a reaction from nicklam66 in Ezeetrader - The Finer points Course   
    More links
    Download(Bitshare)
    http://bitshare.com/files/4r3mc5ys/4eQxuGg---E-Tr-The_F_po_Course.part01.rar.html
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    masterguru reacted to marthart in REQ - Rancho Dinero   
    At last.
     
    That was hard work. this is the first file will start on the other one now. you can unpack some of the vids and start watching .
     
    ****://***[email protected]/rar/6KcHLytr/Rancho_Dinero_Webinars_TUTORIA.html
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    masterguru reacted to marthart in REQ - Rancho Dinero   
    Part 2
     
    ****://***[email protected]/rar/r6HbfABP/Rancho_Dinero_Webinars_TUTORIA.html
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    masterguru reacted to ⭐ shicuco in Sam S3iden   
    Sam led another webinar today at FXStreet: Day Trading Forex Futures with Volume Charts
     
    It was not recorded, so I captured the presentation:
     
    http://www.4shared.com/video/Fn0tcEeK/2013_10_29_-_Day_Trading_Forex.html
     
    Enjoy!
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    masterguru reacted to hermes in Who would not like a good indicator's set?   
    http://www.lhforexsignals.com/lhforexsig-dwn-toolb1.html
    Download Laszlo Hun's Toolbox - good stuff!
    Cheers Hermes
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    masterguru reacted to mashki in The Quarters Theory indicator   
    Thank YOU usmanumar0821 for this sharing...
     
    Guys change a with o :
    https://mega.ca.nz
    to
    https://mega.co.nz
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    masterguru reacted to usmanumar0821 in The Quarters Theory indicator   
    Ok Friends, enjoy
    Quarters Theory.rar (14.9 MB) includes Video, manual and indicator
    https://mega.ca.nz/#!vYBT1BTQ!MThw1W3vswcSOFlaWQeyRhKaXt5QShCGLPL1C1R2B_g
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    masterguru reacted to rok.palash in [REQ] Market System Analyzer 3.2   
    hxxp://www.$endspace.c0m/file/vevqy0
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    masterguru reacted to ⭐ shicuco in Sam Seiden S&D level examples   
    I have taken screenshots of most supply/demand levels drawn by Sam Seiden in his FXstreet webinars from 2007 to 2012. These examples have helped me train my eyes to spot the good levels on the charts. The file includes around 200 screenshots.
     
    I hope you find this useful.
     
    https://mega.co.nz/#!PMkUEYzJ!UIFlIW-1S1U_MJdrzw1CB1HLnqE5WeMBI9ab46AxjZY
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    masterguru got a reaction from wanrayman in Computers and Cars   
    Computers and Cars
     
    At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared The computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
     
    In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: if GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
     
    1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
     
    2. Every time they painted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
     
    4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to re-install the engine.
     
    6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
     
    8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
     
    10. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
     
    11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50 percent or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Dept.
     
    12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
     
    13. You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.
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    masterguru got a reaction from ForexMike in Computers and Cars   
    Computers and Cars
     
    At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared The computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
     
    In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: if GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
     
    1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
     
    2. Every time they painted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
     
    4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to re-install the engine.
     
    6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
     
    8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
     
    10. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
     
    11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50 percent or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Dept.
     
    12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
     
    13. You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.
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    masterguru got a reaction from gluconD in Computers and Cars   
    Computers and Cars
     
    At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared The computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
     
    In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: if GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
     
    1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
     
    2. Every time they painted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
     
    4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to re-install the engine.
     
    6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
     
    8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
     
    10. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
     
    11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50 percent or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Dept.
     
    12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
     
    13. You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.
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