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...just found in another board: TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM : You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. A HINDU CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them. A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

With all the recent banned and fallen mates I was wondering if we could have a Memorial Wall so we could pay homage to our fallen but not forgotten nicknames...with date, last post and reason for falling from grace...\\m/^:)^\\m/\\m/^:)^:)>-

Hi guys, just to update: tomorrow there is a session by Sam at Fxstreet (@ 1500 GMT). Please find below the URL: http://www.fxstreet.com/webinars/sessions/session.aspx?id=ea33d8a5-d615-41fc-85ef-be5a32de59e3

Another great book from Tradeguider on VSA . Enjoy and press thanks, please. http://www.mediafire.com/?pg06bwdjd3hfa15

This is the first book my friend but it is not complete it contains 7 chapters on the other hand original book have 12 chapters. regards

Guys, easier said than done lol. This is what most traders end up doing (this is for stocks though I'm sure we could cobble together a forex one ;) ): http://werc.homelinux.net/photos/wow/Funny_stock_chart.jpg

I re-uploaded for mirror links; CRAIGHARRISWEBINARS.part1.rar (400 MB) http://www.multiupload.com/7AT4NKUO85 CRAIGHARRISWEBINARS.part2.rar (400 MB) http://www.multiupload.com/PI5T9PF3ME CRAIGHARRISWEBINARS.part3.rar (100.6 MB) http://www.multiupload.com/GLKWWASXMQ Hope can help:D enjoy!:x