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    Best aussie pick up line ever:

    An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very
    attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually
    looks at his watch for a moment..

    The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running
    late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art
    watch, and I was just testing it. 'The intrigued woman says,
    'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?'
    The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me
    telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

    Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
    The woman giggles and replies
    'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

    The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
    'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'



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    like it, like it

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    Hehehehehe yepaparapa

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    hahaha

    Nice one

    Good trading wishes

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    Love it!....More!! lol Encore!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveg1 View Post
    An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very
    attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually
    looks at his watch for a moment..

    The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running
    late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art
    watch, and I was just testing it. 'The intrigued woman says,
    'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?'
    The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me
    telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

    Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
    The woman giggles and replies
    'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

    The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
    'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'



    ....and then he woke up

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    Nice one !

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    Where can I obtain those watches?

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    hahahahahaha nice one

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