John1 Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Took a look at this for some daily entertainment. Same samples: #1: Money might not buy happiness, but I'll take my chances! #1: If I could choose between world peace and a reasonable fortune, my first Lambo would be orange. #1: If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull***t. #1: When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. #1: Almost time for children to learn a valuable life lesson. Santa loves rich kids more. #1: [At the gym] What machine should I use to impress the girls? #2: The ATM. #1: Listening to Obama talk about the economy is like listening to a chick talk about football. #1: A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, mother*****r. #1: Fact. Nearly 50% of all American workers have less than $10k saved for retirement. #2: Damn. That wouldn't cover a ski weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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