tradesafe Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, ‘Oh, oh! I’m in deep doo-doo now!’ Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, ‘Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?’ Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. ‘Whew!’ says the panther, ‘That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!’ Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes. The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther. The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, ‘Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine! Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, ‘What am I am going to do now?’, but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says… ‘Where’s that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther! Moral of this story… Don’t mess with the old dogs… Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience. dk1aussie, markdmello, ravijj and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSmith41 Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Very good :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10suited Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 hahahahaha:)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ulti11 Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Awesome joke ;) ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristianto Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 hahahahahaha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imw348 Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumpy Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Brilliant, made me laugh but a lesson on how to get out of a tight corner.Great stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macapolo Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Dogs are the best, they are so concious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macapolo Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 have a happy holidays everyone and take good care of your pets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lllusion Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Haha that was good. I always appreciate jokes with a nice little lesson to them too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
⭐ muru Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 What a wonderful joke :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diana yes Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Nice joke,with sense.. Quote '>http://goo.gl/2tXSkLgoes global Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pikachu Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 plz help me =)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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