Working Man Blues

[masterguru]

Working Man Blues

 

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned .. couldn't concentrate.

 

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so ...they gave me the ax.

 

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because ...it was a so-so job.

 

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that ...was exhausting.

 

I wanted to be a barber, but ...I just couldn't cut it.

 

Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just ...didn't have the thyme.

 

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I...couldn't cut the mustard.

 

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found ...I wasn't noteworthy.

 

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I...didn't have any patients.

 

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I ...just didn't fit in.

 

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I ...couldn't live on my net income.

 

Thought about becoming a witch, so I ...tried that for a spell.

 

I managed to get a good job working for a pool-maintenance company, but the work was ...just too draining.

 

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I ..wasn't up to it.

 

So then I got a job in a fitness-center, but they said I ...wasn't fit for the job.

 

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking and I ...was discharged.

 

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was ...no future in it.

 

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it ..was always the same old grind.

 

 

 

Computer Novices

 

 

Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but the following call to IBM's help center show there are plenty of people out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway.

 

After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see you have an Aptiva" desktop unit.

 

Before he could say another word, the caller shrieked and said she'd be right back. When the customer returned, the technician asked if she was all right. The caller responded: "Had I realized you could see me, I never would have telephoned in my bathrobe."

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