daveg1 Posted August 26, 2010 Report Posted August 26, 2010 An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it. 'The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?' The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?' Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!' The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's an hour fast!' Quote
Marchello Posted August 8, 2011 Report Posted August 8, 2011 hahaha Nice one Good trading wishes Quote
businessman9821 Posted August 8, 2011 Report Posted August 8, 2011 Love it!....More!! lol Encore!!! Quote
chrisfx Posted October 31, 2011 Report Posted October 31, 2011 An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it. 'The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?' The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?' Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!' The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's an hour fast!' ....and then he woke up=)) Quote
tx42 Posted January 16, 2020 Report Posted January 16, 2020 An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it. 'The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?' The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?' Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!' The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's an hour fast!' For a watch like this one, this is a true story :D https://www.ebay.com/itm/DeWitt-Twenty-8-Eight-Tourbillon-Prestige-T8-TP-001/193290736166? GrazyTrader 1 Quote
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