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Warning: Virus


masterguru

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Warning: Virus

 

There's a new virus.

The code name is "WORK."

If you receive WORK from your colleagues,

your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else --

do not touch WORK under any circumstances.

This virus wipes out your private life completely.

 

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus,

take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar.

Order drinks -- and after three rounds, you will find

that WORK has been completely deleted from your brain.

 

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.

 

Should you realize you do not have five friends,

this means you are already infected by this virus

and WORK already controls your whole life.

 

If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until

you make at least five friends. Then retry.

 

I think I have five friends, but am not entirely

positive -- so I'm headed for the bar anyway.

Never hurts to be safe.

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