Woman's Dictionary

[masterguru]

Woman's Dictionary

 

* Yes = No.

 

* No = Yes.

 

* Maybe = No.

 

* I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.

 

* We need = I want.

 

* It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now.

 

* Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

 

* We need to talk = I need to complain.

 

* Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.

 

* I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron.

 

* This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

 

* I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper.

 

* I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

 

* Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

 

* How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate.

 

* I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

 

* You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

 

* Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.

[barbara1713006084]

:)) this is so good .. and I must say all true :D

 

Barbara

[Sally4x]

lol....can't deny about it