ToPN1K Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 He Said, She Said He said.....I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said....You wear pants don't you? He said.....Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said....That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said.....What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said.....Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said....They don't have time He said.....How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said....We don't know; it has never happened. He said.....Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? She said....They already have boyfriends. He said.....Why are married women heavier than single women? She said....Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oindah Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: He Said, She Said married woman woke up when the sun rises. \m/ \m/ Newly married women could sleep when the eyes of her husband's closed. #:-S #:-S Do they regret as Women married? Quote Finding Paradise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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