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    Took a look at this for some daily entertainment.

    Same samples:

    #1: Money might not buy happiness, but I'll take my chances!



    #1: If I could choose between world peace and a reasonable fortune, my first Lambo would be orange.


    #1: If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull***t.


    #1: When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.


    #1: Almost time for children to learn a valuable life lesson. Santa loves rich kids more.


    #1: [At the gym] What machine should I use to impress the girls?
    #2: The ATM.


    #1: Listening to Obama talk about the economy is like listening to a chick talk about football.


    #1: A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, mother*****r.




    #1: Fact. Nearly 50% of all American workers have less than $10k saved for retirement.
    #2: Damn. That wouldn't cover a ski weekend.

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