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  1. Marriage and Men

    - When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.

     

    - Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home

     

    - A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face

     

    - Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.

     

    - An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.

     

    - Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.

     

    - Getting married is one mistake every man should make.

     

    - A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.

     

    - Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.

     

    - The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.

     

    and lastly...

     

    - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!

     

    Very true , i know

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