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Vladi

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  1. Congratz mishu :P I was the winner of the previous referral contest :)
  2. Here is another one A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, ?Is something wrong?? To which she replied, ?There certainly is!? My stupid computer keeps saying, ?You?ve got mail!?
  3. I can't stop to listen to this one. I am addicted...
  4. That was a good one :thumbup(1): Here is another blond joke There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
  5. Vladi

    1+1=2

    You're a very smart guy. 1+1=2 I haven't knew this till now :doh:
  6. Hi all, Just want to tell you that I'm the winner of the last referral contest. I won 100$ and got paid :dance9bh: :kicking: I love this forum. :thanks:
  7. Hi Afik, nice to see you here :)
  8. Hi Cindi, I'm glad to be a part of CIF.
  9. Hey all, As you see, I'm a new member in this forum. My name is Vladi and I'm 18 years old. I would like to learn more about investment sites. I think that this nice forum and its nice members and mods will help me. Vladi.
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