mr_b34n
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Re: Stock Market Jokes
Trading online is just great. I find it really speeds things up.I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before
The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.These two women were walking through the forest when they hear this voice from under a log. Investigating, the women discovered the voice was coming from a frog:"Help me, ladies! I am an investment banker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"
The first woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The second woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into an investment banker?" The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than an investment banker!"
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The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.
What's the difference between buying a lottery ticket and buying a penny stock? In the first case, you help finance your local community swimming pool. In the second case, you help finance the stock promoters home pool.
My broker and I are working on a retirement plan. Unfortunately, it's his!
A long term investment is a short term investment that failed.
A stockbroker is someone who invests your money till it's all gone!
It was so cold today I saw a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets.
A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!
I'm thinking of leaving my husband, complained the broker's wife. "All he ever does is stand at the end of the bed and tell me how good things are going to be."
Momentum Investing: The fine art of buying high and selling low.
Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower
Q: Why did God create stock analysts ?
A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.
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Re: Is there a new requirement to see subforum?
that just several subforum not all
maybe Mod want we more active than take it the stuff without do anything \m/
i think that positive rule, rather than we must pay like other forums X-(
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Re: EUR/USD Support - Resistance
somewhere at indicators forums ;)
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do you know why???
-- Michael Jackson's memorial was on 7/7/09
-- Michael Jackson's two biggest hits -- "Black & White" and "Billie Jean" -- were each #1 for 7 weeks.
-- Michael Jackson's three biggest albums -- "Thriller," "Bad" and "Dangerous" -- each produced 7 top 40 hits.
-- Michael Jackson was the 7th of 9 children.
-- Michael Jackson was born in 1958 ... 19 + 58 = 77
-- Michael Jackson died on the 25th ... 2 + 5 = 7
-- Michael Jackson has 7 letters in his first and last name. Michael=7 Jackson=7
are you feeling goosebumps now? :-S :-ss :-S :-ss :-S :
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i dont understand what they said but its very funny at end =))