In all seriousness ALL of the things you asked for, including statistical edge & money management can be found with harmonic trading. Take a look at the Harmonic Auto Trader - this really is the perfect mix of auto and manual trading - the guys developing it are very well respected in the harmonic community. I highly recommend it:
http://www.harmonicautotrader.com/
BUT, be prepared to make a commitment to the method and if you have no intentions of doing so then forget about it.