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  • Best aussie pick up line ever:

    An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very
    attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually
    looks at his watch for a moment..

    The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running
    late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art
    watch, and I was just testing it. 'The intrigued woman says,
    'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?'
    The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me
    telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

    Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
    The woman giggles and replies
    'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

    The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
    'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'



  • #2
    like it, like it

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    • #3
      Hehehehehe yepaparapa

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      • #4
        hahaha

        Nice one

        Good trading wishes

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        • #5
          Love it!....More!! lol Encore!!!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by daveg1 View Post
            An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very
            attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually
            looks at his watch for a moment..

            The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running
            late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art
            watch, and I was just testing it. 'The intrigued woman says,
            'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?'
            The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me
            telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

            Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
            The woman giggles and replies
            'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

            The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
            'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'



            ....and then he woke up

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            • #7
              Nice one !

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              • #8
                Where can I obtain those watches?

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                • #9
                  hahahahahaha nice one

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                  • #10
                    Haha this is funny

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by daveg1 View Post
                      An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very
                      attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually
                      looks at his watch for a moment..

                      The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running
                      late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art
                      watch, and I was just testing it. 'The intrigued woman says,
                      'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?'
                      The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me
                      telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

                      Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
                      The woman giggles and replies
                      'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

                      The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
                      'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'


                      For a watch like this one, this is a true story
                      https://www.ebay.com/itm/DeWitt-Twenty-8-Eight-Tourbillon-Prestige-T8-TP-001/193290736166?

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                      • #12
                        hahahhahahaha Nice man.

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                        • #13
                          that was hilarious

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                          • #14
                            haha Good one

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