daveg1 Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it. 'The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?' The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?' Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!' The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's an hour fast!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 like it, like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okitikan Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Hehehehehe yepaparapa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marchello Posted August 8, 2011 Report Share Posted August 8, 2011 hahaha Nice one Good trading wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
businessman9821 Posted August 8, 2011 Report Share Posted August 8, 2011 Love it!....More!! lol Encore!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfx Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it. 'The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?' The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?' Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!' The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's an hour fast!' ....and then he woke up=)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ulti11 Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Nice one ;) ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pappa Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 Where can I obtain those watches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnkayode2018 Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 hahahahahaha nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sav88 Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 Haha this is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tx42 Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it. 'The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?' The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?' Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!' The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's an hour fast!' For a watch like this one, this is a true story :D https://www.ebay.com/itm/DeWitt-Twenty-8-Eight-Tourbillon-Prestige-T8-TP-001/193290736166? GrazyTrader 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tech.instt Posted August 7, 2020 Report Share Posted August 7, 2020 hahahhahahaha Nice man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibti Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 that was hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfi7899 Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 haha Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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