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    Woman's Dictionary

    Woman's Dictionary

    * Yes = No.

    * No = Yes.

    * Maybe = No.

    * I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.

    * We need = I want.

    * It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now.

    * Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

    * We need to talk = I need to complain.

    * Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.

    * I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron.

    * This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

    * I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper.

    * I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

    * Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

    * How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate.

    * I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

    * You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

    * Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.

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    this is so good .. and I must say all true

    Barbara

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    lol....can't deny about it

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