masterguru Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Woman's Dictionary * Yes = No. * No = Yes. * Maybe = No. * I'm sorry = You'll be sorry. * We need = I want. * It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now. * Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. * We need to talk = I need to complain. * Sure go ahead = I don't want you to. * I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron. * This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. * I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper. * I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. * Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. * How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate. * I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. * You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me. * Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbara1713006084 Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 :)) this is so good .. and I must say all true :D Barbara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sally4x Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 lol....can't deny about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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