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  • A $20 bill

    TWENTY DOLLARS

    On their wedding night, the young bride

    Approached her new husband and asked

    For $20..00 for their first lovemaking

    Encounter. In his highly aroused state,

    Her husband readily agreed.

    This scenario was repeated each time they made

    Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a

    Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that

    She needed.

    Arriving home around noon one day, she was

    Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.

    During the next few minutes, he explained that

    His employer was going through a process of corporate

    Downsizing, and he had been let go.



    It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
    Another position that paid anywhere near what
    He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.


    Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
    Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
    Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
    By the bank which were worth over $2 million,
    And informed him that they
    Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.


    She explained that for more than
    Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
    These holdings had multiplied and these were the
    Results of her savings and investments.

    Faced with evidence of cash and investments
    Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
    Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
    'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
    I would have given you all my business!'

    That's when she shot him.

    You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
    To keep their mouths shut

  • #2
    Re: A $20 bill

    for single guy .. like me pal .. wow ... That 20 $ .. goes " I DUN NO WHERE .... "

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    • #3
      Re: A $20 bill

      This joke is hilarious.

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      • #4
        ....this jokeis funny

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        • #5
          lolllzzz..funny...

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          • #6
            lol......haha

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            • #7
              Really funny and so realistic LOL

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              • #8
                very funny

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                • #9
                  That guy had extra cash, defianetly not a trader then.

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                  • #10
                    Lmao

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                    • #11
                      That's the power of compounding over a long period of time.

                      Take 3K and grow 2% a week over a period of 6 years and you will have your first Million.

                      Is there an EA out there can make a consistent of 2% a week?

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