Guest Xero Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 Markets are crazy, every moment one guy buy, second sell and both think that they will make money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xero Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 It was so cold today I saw a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xero Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 My broker and I are working on a retirement plan. Unfortunately, it's his! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xero Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 A long term investment is a short term investment that failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xero Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 A good old joke: A long time ago, a visitor from out of town came to a tour in Manhattan. At the end of the tour they took him to the financial district. When they arrived to Battery Park the guide showed him some nice yachts anchoring there, and said, "Here are the yachts of our bankers and stockbrokers." "And where are the yachts of the investors?" asked the naive visitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xero Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 A stockbroker is someone who invests your money till it's all gone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xero Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Q: Why did God create stock analysts ? A: In order to make weather forecasters look good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albnd Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 Very funny ahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadfly Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 (edited) When they arrived to Battery Park the guide showed him some nice yachts anchoring there, and said, "Here are the yachts of our bankers and stockbrokers." "And where are the yachts of the investors?" asked the naive visitor. Actually, many investors also have beautiful yachts - but you have to go into the toy store to see them. I'm curious, was Xero banned for telling too many bad jokes? I'd like to know because I could easily break that rule. Edited November 12, 2017 by gadfly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 Actually, many investors also have beautiful yachts - but you have to go into the toy store to see them. I'm curious, was Xero banned for telling too many bad jokes? I'd like to know because I could easily break that rule. No, I guess he ran out of jokes and ended spamming for some forex brokers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadfly Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 (edited) I'd be happy with a nice car rather than a yacht, Richard Ney's 1954 Rolls would do. If I ever see my broker driving it, it's hasta la vista baby to him! Richard Ney's car: http://ow.ly/QZcs30gBqjQ Course he'd have to change the personalized license plate from "Wake Up" to "Stay Asleep" Edited November 15, 2017 by gadfly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gooon Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 kalian pada senang-senang di sini yaa. Ini tuh tempat yang pas buat istirahat dari trading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traderbeauty Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 goon english only or you will be banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnkayode2018 Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 hahahaha..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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