Markets are crazy, every moment one guy buy, second sell and both think that they will make money.
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A good old joke: A long time ago, a visitor from out of town came to a tour in Manhattan. At the end of the tour they took him to the financial district. When they arrived to Battery Park the guide showed him some nice yachts anchoring there, and said, "Here are the yachts of our bankers and stockbrokers." "And where are the yachts of the investors?" asked the naive visitor.
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When they arrived to Battery Park the guide showed him some nice yachts anchoring there, and said, "Here are the yachts of our bankers and stockbrokers." "And where are the yachts of the investors?" asked the naive visitor.
I'm curious, was Xero banned for telling too many bad jokes? I'd like to know because I could easily break that rule.Last edited by gadfly; 12-11-17, 18:09.
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Originally posted by gadfly View PostActually, many investors also have beautiful yachts - but you have to go into the toy store to see them.
I'm curious, was Xero banned for telling too many bad jokes? I'd like to know because I could easily break that rule.
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I'd be happy with a nice car rather than a yacht, Richard Ney's 1954 Rolls would do.
If I ever see my broker driving it, it's hasta la vista baby to him!
Richard Ney's car: http://ow.ly/QZcs30gBqjQ
Course he'd have to change the personalized license plate from "Wake Up" to "Stay Asleep"Last edited by gadfly; 15-11-17, 18:13.
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