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    • I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

    • When chemists die, they barium.

    • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

    • A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
    now a seasoned veteran.

    • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

    • How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

    • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

    • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
    but I'd never met herbivore.

    • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

    • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .

    • They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

    • This dyslexic man walks into a bra .

    • PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

    • I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

    • A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

    • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

    • What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds..

    • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

    • Broken pencils are pointless.

    • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

    • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

    • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

    • I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

    • All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen.
    Police say they have nothing to go on.

    • I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

    • Velcro - what a rip off!

    • Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

  • #2
    These are very phuny!

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    • #3
      hahahahahahahaha

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