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    Money
    It can buy you a House,
    But not a Home.

    It can buy you a Bed,
    But not Sleep.

    It can buy you a Clock,
    But not Time.

    It can buy you a Book,
    But not Knowledge.

    It can buy you a Position,
    But not Respect.

    It can buy you Medicine,
    But not Health.

    It can buy you Blood,
    But not Life.

    It can buy you Sex,
    But not Love.

    So you see, money isn't everything. The best things in life can't be bought, and often we destroy ourselves trying!

    I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your needless pain and suffering...

    So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

    A truer Friend than me you will never find.

    CASH ONLY, PLEASE

  • #2
    You are a true gent

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    • #3
      For a while there I thought there was going to be no joke in this... then bam. Ha..

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      • #4
        hi friend thank you for your nice money writing
        Last edited by mdenamul; 07-03-13, 12:45.

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        • #5
          Someone says, "Money for clever people is a tool. Money for ****** people is a goal."

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          • #6
            Meet me at the Corby's and I give you my burden.

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            • #7
              Looking for a friend who needs to dispose of that kind of burden.

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              • #8
                hahahaha haa

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                • #9
                  I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your needless pain and suffering... So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. A truer Friend than me you will never find.
                  Notice that he conveniently left out this saying:

                  It can buy you Companionship... but not Friendship

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                  • #10
                    hahahahahahaha

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                    • #11
                      Hahaha good one

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                      • #12
                        oh, dating sites. The haven of the desperate. Websites created for people to find each other (and in fact only to enrich their creators). but it works seldom. Why? Because on the one hand, no one canceled human indecision nh personal ad, the problems with acquaintance here remain the same as in real life, and in the social network format, they also multiply in social responsibility
                        Last edited by sineh; 23-02-22, 11:32.

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                        • #13
                          It's great that you're looking out for a friend. Sometimes we all need a hand with our burdens.

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