masterguru Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Marriage and Men - When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make. - Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home - A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face - Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest. - An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge. - Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle. - Getting married is one mistake every man should make. - A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him. - Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence. - The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet. and lastly... - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married! DDD, Waldim, ForexMike and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannydon786 Posted January 14, 2012 Report Share Posted January 14, 2012 Marriage is like a TOILET....those inside are in a rush to get out ...and those outside are in a rush to get in?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottaleger Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Marriage and Men - When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make. - Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home - A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face - Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest. - An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge. - Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle. - Getting married is one mistake every man should make. - A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him. - Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence. - The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet. and lastly... - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married! Very true , i know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey Nuevo Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 Marriage and Men - When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make. - Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home - A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face - Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest. - An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge. - Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle. - Getting married is one mistake every man should make. - A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him. - Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence. - The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet. and lastly... - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married! It's the reality.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macapolo Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Marriage is a challenge, its appears in societ as a business but when it comes to love, business fails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macapolo Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 happy holidays everyone and good luck with your marriage in this upcomming year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booch54 Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 haha...very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lllusion Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married! Ouch... Haha yeah, quite a lolworthy list indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio Posted July 24, 2013 Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 Being married together with someone gives you a partner who will help you to overcome all life's problems and challenges.... ..... the very problems and challenges that you would not have had if you just stayed single! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSmith41 Posted July 24, 2013 Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 A Wife? For the first 6 months you could eat them.....after that....you will wish that you had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwtc Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 It may be true that love is blind, however the marriage is an excellent eye doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerski Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married! I like this part Goodluck to all married and especially those newly wed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graceb Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 Marriage is like a TOILET....those inside are in a rush to get out ...and those outside are in a rush to get in?? Nice comparison of a marriage and to that of a toilet.:)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diana yes Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 I like this thread and their comments are with sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muru Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married! this could be true :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catspetsdogs Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 I don't know how to "Thank" someone on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morisvladi Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 They dont Mix!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny88 Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 My friend is planning wedding now, i'll show him this (: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobGill Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Marriage is like a TOILET....those inside are in a rush to get out ...and those outside are in a rush to get in?? lol seems quite true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobGill Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 My friend is planning wedding now, i'll show him this (: he won't listen a word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klimov Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 White color is symbolise joy. At weddings women are dressed in white clothers and men in black. John Euler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pedro Marіa Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 I suppose marriage is one of the most ambiguous things on the planet, on the one hand you can't go without it, on the other the problems that can come with it, don't justify it at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HamptonD6565 Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 agree;D that's true) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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