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    Marriage and Men

    Marriage and Men
    - When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.

    - Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home

    - A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face

    - Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.

    - An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.

    - Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.

    - Getting married is one mistake every man should make.

    - A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.

    - Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.

    - The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.

    and lastly...

    - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!

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    Marriage is like a TOILET....those inside are in a rush to get out ...and those outside are in a rush to get in??

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    Quote Originally Posted by masterguru View Post
    Marriage and Men
    - When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.

    - Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home

    - A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face

    - Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.

    - An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.

    - Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.

    - Getting married is one mistake every man should make.

    - A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.

    - Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.

    - The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.

    and lastly...

    - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!
    Very true , i know

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    Quote Originally Posted by masterguru View Post
    Marriage and Men
    - When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.

    - Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home

    - A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face

    - Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.

    - An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.

    - Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.

    - Getting married is one mistake every man should make.

    - A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.

    - Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.

    - The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.

    and lastly...

    - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!
    It's the reality..

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    Marriage is a challenge, its appears in societ as a business but when it comes to love, business fails

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    happy holidays everyone and good luck with your marriage in this upcomming year

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    haha...very funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by masterguru View Post
    Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!
    Ouch...

    Haha yeah, quite a lolworthy list indeed.

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    Being married together with someone gives you a partner who will help you to overcome all life's problems and challenges....
    ..... the very problems and challenges that you would not have had if you just stayed single!

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    A Wife?
    For the first 6 months you could eat them.....after that....you will wish that you had.

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