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    Marriage and Men
    - When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.

    - Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home

    - A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face

    - Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.

    - An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.

    - Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.

    - Getting married is one mistake every man should make.

    - A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.

    - Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.

    - The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.

    and lastly...

    - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!

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    Marriage is like a TOILET....those inside are in a rush to get out ...and those outside are in a rush to get in??

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    • #3
      Originally posted by masterguru View Post
      Marriage and Men
      - When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.

      - Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home

      - A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face

      - Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.

      - An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.

      - Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.

      - Getting married is one mistake every man should make.

      - A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.

      - Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.

      - The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.

      and lastly...

      - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!
      Very true , i know

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      • #4
        Originally posted by masterguru View Post
        Marriage and Men
        - When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.

        - Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home

        - A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face

        - Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.

        - An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.

        - Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.

        - Getting married is one mistake every man should make.

        - A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.

        - Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.

        - The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.

        and lastly...

        - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!
        It's the reality..

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        • #5
          Marriage is a challenge, its appears in societ as a business but when it comes to love, business fails

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          • #6
            happy holidays everyone and good luck with your marriage in this upcomming year

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            • #7
              haha...very funny

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              • #8
                Originally posted by masterguru View Post
                Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!
                Ouch...

                Haha yeah, quite a lolworthy list indeed.

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                • #9
                  Being married together with someone gives you a partner who will help you to overcome all life's problems and challenges....
                  ..... the very problems and challenges that you would not have had if you just stayed single!

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                  • #10
                    A Wife?
                    For the first 6 months you could eat them.....after that....you will wish that you had.

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                    • #11
                      It may be true that love is blind, however the marriage is an excellent eye doctor.

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                      • #12
                        - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!

                        I like this part
                        Goodluck to all married and especially those newly wed.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by dannydon786 View Post
                          Marriage is like a TOILET....those inside are in a rush to get out ...and those outside are in a rush to get in??
                          Nice comparison of a marriage and to that of a toilet.

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                          • #14
                            I like this thread and their comments are with sense.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by gerski View Post
                              - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!
                              this could be true

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