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    Smile The little pianist..........

    A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and
    places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up
    and asks what's in the bag.

    The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about
    one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back
    into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter
    as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.

    The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a
    beautiful piece by Mozart! 'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender.

    The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: 'Here. Rub it.'

    So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. 'I will grant you one wish. Just ! one wish~~ each person is only allowed one!'

    The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!' A few moments later, a duck walks into
    the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another.
    pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks
    and they keep coming!

    The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think
    your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks,
    not a million ducks.'

    'Tell me about it!!' says the man,
    'do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?

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    Thanks great one

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